After 2 days with no new posts, KOREA CENTRAL NEWS AGENCY puts up 2 days of postings in 2 hours!

SHOCKING BLAKING NEWS!  

Just kidding...heh heh!

No, if you're a WARCHICK follower, you know that this is Business As Usual for the Hermit Kingdom.

The last regular post for the KCNA was November 21st.  Then....silence.

Until about an hour ago.

Out of the blue (not missiles this time, but stay tuned,) there were two days' worth of posts, for November 22nd and November 23rd, even though it is now November 24th in Korea.

Some interesting commie fagatronics too, given what just happened.  Come with me on this magical journey, and lets see what took them 2 1/2 days to put together on their newspaper, shall we?

Behold! (And for my NoKo bros and sis', my comments will be in your language so you can understand)

From November 22nd, just put up a bit ago:

Foreign Delegations Here

Pyongyang, November 22 (KCNA) -- A Chinese government economic and trade delegation headed by Vice-Minister of Commerce Wang He Min came here on Monday to attend the 6th meeting of the DPRK-China intergovernmental committee for cooperation in economy, trade and science and technology.

Also arriving on the same day were a delegation of the Agricultural and Forestry Workers Union of China led by Vice-President of its National Committee Jiang Nan, an alma mater-visiting group of Chinese graduates from Kim Il Sung University headed by Xu Wenji, professor of Jilin University of China, a moviemaking team of Chinese serial TV drama "Mao Anying" headed by Zou Xiao Ti and an EU delegation led by Philippe Beke, department director of the Belgian Foreign Ministry.

That's arot of ChiComs!  I'm sule they wele just talking tlade and science technorogy.  Sulery they welen't up to anything nefalious.

And this Raff Liot:

North-South CRTN Issues Inter-Korean Appeal

Pyongyang, November 22 (KCNA) -- The north's Council for the Reunification of Tangun's Nation and the south's Council for the Peaceful Unification of Tangun's Nation issued a joint appeal on Nov. 17, 105 years since the Japanese imperialists fabricated the "Ulsa Five-point Treaty".

The U.S. and Japanese imperialists cooked up the "treaty" by putting the Korean nation's sovereignty and territory on the bargaining table and violating them at will through the "Taft-Katsura Agreement" and are still now building up the war crisis in the Korean Peninsula to enslave the Korean nation, far from drawing a lesson, the appeal pointed out.

Noting that Japan has made desperate efforts to grab Tok Islets, part of Korea's inviolable territory, openly revealing its design for invasion instead of making apology and reparation for its past crimes committed against the Koreans, it went on to say:

The Korean nation is now standing at the historical crossroad of whether it will see the repeat of the history of national sufferings 100 odd years back or make a new history of reunified nation of Tangun shining with independence and dignity.

At this grave moment decisive of the future of the nation, we call upon all the compatriots, being convinced again that their happiness and prosperity are guaranteed with independence:

Smash the outsiders' domination and intervention by dint of independence with the great honor and pride of being members of Tangun's nation that has powerful ability to honorably defend its sovereignty and dignity.
Oppose the moves of the sycophantic and treacherous forces, the "five traitors in 1905" of contemporary type, for dependence on foreign forces and keep the outsiders from treading on this land any longer.

Turn out in the anti-war peace struggle for protecting the destiny of the nation and reliably defend our destiny and the security of our nation.

Open up a new phase for national reunification through the great unity of the nation.

Conduct a more vigorous grand march for national independence and reunification under the uplifted banner of the idea of "By our nation itself" in the June 15 era.

All the compatriots in the north and the south, the descendants of Tangun!

Let all of us devote all our wisdom, efforts, sweat and sincerity with patriotism to hand down to posterity the reunified country shining all over the world with independence and dignity!

My sides are spritting!


But wait, thele's mole!

US Moves to Hold Hegemony in Asia-Pacific Region Flayed

Pyongyang, November 22 (KCNA) -- The authorities of the U.S., during their recent trip to several Asia-Pacific countries including Japan, south Korea and Australia, discussed some issues with main emphasis on "military cooperation" between the U.S. and Asia-Pacific countries and the buildup of the U.S. armed forces in the region.

Branding this as a very dangerous move to contain "potential rivals" in the Asia-Pacific region and maintain military domination over the region, a signed commentary of Rodong Sinmun Monday observes:

The U.S. seeks to establish a new Cold War structure in the region and hold hegemony in it.

The U.S. is tightening relations with traditional military allies such as Australia, Japan and south Korea and, at the same time, strengthening "military cooperation" with several Asian countries. By doing so, it seeks to heighten the degree of military pressure upon such "potential rivals" as China and Russia and step up the move to lay an encircling ring around them.

The U.S. tightened military pressure and interference in internal affairs of several Asia-Pacific countries may entail unpredictable consequences, causing split and estrangement and sparking off fierce arms race in those countries.

The U.S. is trumpeting about "peace and stability" in Asia while styling itself an "Asia-Pacific country", but this is nothing but a cynical ploy to justify its criminal move to bring another Cold War and hold military hegemony. The fictitious "missile threat" from the DPRK floated by the U.S. is also no more than a smokescreen to cover up its arms buildup and scheme for military hegemony over the region.

Oh the fun!  Stop...you'll kirring me!

All Koreans Called upon to Achieve Great National Unity

Pyongyang, November 22 (KCNA) -- It is the consistent stand of the DPRK for national reunification to achieve great national unity.

Rodong Sinmun Monday observes this in a signed article.

It goes on:

Great national unity and national reunification are the crucial issues related to the destiny of the Koreans.
Koreans are the driving force for the country's reunification and national reunification is a sacred cause of achieving independence of the nation through the unity of all the Koreans.

Any attempt to settle the issues of the nation and reunification in reliance upon outside forces, turning away from great national unity and the driving force, would bring greater national misfortune. It is nothing but an empty talk to mention national reconciliation and cooperation in pursuance of the reliance upon outside forces and national reunification can hardly be expected without the nation's independence. It is the lesson taught by history that the rights and interests of the nation and the national character and dignity are bound to be trampled down and it cannot escape national maltreatment and insult and the fate of a stateless nation if it, deprived of independence, is not freed from the outside forces' domination and subjugation.

Whoever has the soul of the Korean nation cannot turn away from national unity and reunification. All Koreans who are members of the Korean nation and stand for national reconciliation and reunification should unite close under the banner of great national unity irrespective of idea, political view and religious belief whether they live in the north and the south or overseas.

Independent reunification and peace and prosperity are sure to come only when all the Koreans unite close as one, guided by the idea of "By our nation itself" and uphold the June 15 joint declaration and the October 4 declaration and positively implement them, concludes the article.

Now lemembel, arr of these all posted in the past few houls but craim to be fol the 22nd!

Resignation of Puppet Government Urged in S. Korea

Pyongyang, November 22 (KCNA) -- The Solidarity of Four Major Religious Orders against the Project for Improvement of Four Large Rivers in south Korea held a meeting at the Christian Hall in Seoul on Nov. 19, demanding the resignation of the puppet government swimming against the mindset of the people.

Speakers at the meeting pointed out that the project for improvement of four large rivers, rushed by the authorities, is seriously damaging the ecology of south Korea, making the common people homeless.

They warned that the authorities would face a serious crisis unless they meet the demand of the people for prompt halt to the project.

And this derightfur Starinist lomp!

Struggle against Authorities' Misrule Declared in S. Korea

Pyongyang, November 22 (KCNA) -- The south Korean Confederation of Trade Unions held a meeting in Seoul on Nov. 18, declaring the struggle against the puppet authorities' unpopular rule.

The organization charged that an "amendment to the law on stable job", being pushed by the Lee Myung Bak "government" and the "Grand National Party" these days, is intended to intensify the exploitation of workers.

The confederation declared that it would wage an all-out struggle including rally, meeting of industrial branches and sit-in strike to strongly protest against the anti-worker policy of the "government" and demand the repeal of all sorts of evil laws threatening the popular masses' right to existence, the provision of the right to labor and others.

And from November 23rd, just added a couple of hours ago: (NoKo language in my comments for your convenience again...I'm just nice that way)

KPA Supreme Command Issues Communique

Pyongyang, November 23 (KCNA) -- The Supreme Command of the Korean People's Army Tuesday released the following communique:

The south Korean puppet group perpetrated such reckless military provocation as firing dozens of shells inside the territorial waters of the DPRK side around Yonphyong Islet in the West Sea of Korea from 13:00 on Nov. 23 despite the repeated warnings of the DPRK while staging the war maneuvers for a war of aggression on it codenamed Hoguk, escalating the tension on the Korean Peninsula.

The above-said military provocation is part of its sinister attempt to defend the brigandish "northern limit line," while frequently infiltrating its naval warships into the territorial waters of the DPRK side under the pretext of "intercepting fishing boats."

The revolutionary armed forces of the DPRK standing guard over the inviolable territorial waters of the country took such decisive military step as reacting to the military provocation of the puppet group with a prompt powerful physical strike.

It is a traditional mode of counter-action of the army of the DPRK to counter the firing of the provocateurs with merciless strikes.

Should the south Korean puppet group dare intrude into the territorial waters of the DPRK even 0.001 mm, the revolutionary armed forces of the DPRK will unhesitatingly continue taking merciless military counter-actions against it.

It should bear in mind the solemn warning of the revolutionary armed forces of the DPRK that they do not make an empty talk.

There is in the West Sea of Korea only the maritime military demarcation line set by the DPRK.

Bwah hah hah hah!  Oh those wacky Nolth Koleans!  What fun!

DPRK-China Inter-Governmental Cooperation Committee Meets

Pyongyang, November 23 (KCNA) -- The Sixth Meeting of the DPRK-China Intergovernmental Committee for Cooperation in Economy, Trade, Science and Technology took place at the People's Palace of Culture Tuesday.

Present there were Ku Pon Thae, vice-minister of Foreign Trade, officials concerned, members of a Chinese government economic and trade delegation headed by Vice-Minister of Commerce Wang Hemin and Wang Zhilin, economic and commercial councilor of the Chinese embassy here.

The meeting discussed the issue for boosting the economic and trade relations between the two countries.

Anothel ChiCom tlade and technorogy meeting.  They sule ale an industlious bunch!  I'm sule that's arr they wele up to...when have those two evel done anything evir?

DPRK, China Sign Agreement on Economic and Technical Cooperation

Pyongyang, November 23 (KCNA) -- An inter-governmental agreement on economic and technical cooperation was signed between the DPRK and China in Pyongyang Tuesday.

Present at the signing ceremony were Vice-Minister of Foreign Trade Ku Pon Thae and officials concerned from the DPRK side and the members of a Chinese government economic and trade delegation headed by Vice-Minister of Commerce Wang Hemin and Wang Zhilin, economic and commercial councilor of the Chinese embassy here, from the opposite side.

Ku Pon Thae and Wang Hemin inked the agreement.

Hey!  They signed an agleement!  Holns and palty hats!  That's what they wele doing whire the shells wele farring!  I totarry buy that!

KCNA Delegation Leaves for Turkey

Pyongyang, November 23 (KCNA) -- A delegation of the Korean Central News Agency headed by its Vice General Director Kim Chang Gwang left here on Tuesday to participate in the 14th general meeting of the Organization of Asia-Pacific News Agencies (OANA) to be held in Turkey.

Just in time fol Thanksgiving...Tulkey...bwah hah hah!  Oh come on, Kim...is this one even lear?

Iranian Film Week Opens

Pyongyang, November 23 (KCNA) -- An Iranian film week was opened with due ceremony at the Chollima Hall of Culture in the DPRK Tuesday.

Present at the opening ceremony were Jon Yong Jin, vice-chairman of the Korean Committee for Cultural Relations with Foreign Countries who doubles as vice-chairman of the DPRK-Iran Friendship Association, Pak Chun Nam, vice-chairman of the State Film Commission, officials concerned, working people in the city, Morteza Moradian, Iranian ambassador to the DPRK, and staff members of his embassy.

Diplomatic envoys of different countries were present there on invitation.

Speeches were made at the opening ceremony.

The participants enjoyed an Iranian feature film.

Ilan?  How Murticurtular of you!  I totarry mislead you...I see NO halm in this.  I'm sule they wele just watching DLIVING MISS DAISY.

Large, Minor Power Stations under Construction

Pyongyang, November 23 (KCNA) -- The construction of large and minor hydraulic power stations has made headway in the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

The Huichon Power Station is taking shape thanks to the painstaking effort of the constructors who have been encouraged by repeated field guidance of Kim Jong Il.

They have introduced daring construction methods in the dam project to bring about good results in concrete tamping.

They are also making a progress in waterway tunneling, tunnel-widening and concrete covering projects, the construction of generator room and the transmission line laying project.

The builders of Paektusan Songun Youth Power Station No. 1 have completed the construction of the generator room and floodgates, and iron pipe assembling and successfully finished the final damming up of a temporary waterway.

The builders of Orangchon Power Station No. 2 are concentrating on the tunnel-widening and concrete tamping projects.

After mainly finishing the foundation work of the dam's core wall in a year or little more, the builders of the Wonsan Army-Civilian Power Station are pushing ahead with all the projects in a three-dimensional way.

Meanwhile, the Yonha Power Station and some other minor power stations are nearing completion and scores of power stations are under construction in Jagang, South Hamgyong, Kangwon, Ryanggang and other provinces.

Huh...widening undel glound tunners, conclete coveling plojects, powel prants...yep, nothing to see hele.

KCNA Blasts US Moves to Tighten Its Alliance with S. Korea

Pyongyang, November 23 (KCNA) -- It is reported recently that the U.S. is working hard to tighten its alliance for aggression with south Korea in all aspects.

The U.S. worked out new "defence cooperation guidelines" on the basis of upgrading its alliance with south Korea with its level and prospect in the new century in view. High-ranking officials of the U.S. Administration in public appearances asserted the importance of a new alliance with south Korea.

There came into being a strategic consultative mechanism for commanding a U.S.-Japan-south Korea force for actual operations and military consultative systems for various branches of arms were rounded off under the pretext of coping with the non-existent "threat" from the DPRK.

It was against this backdrop that the U.S. Department of Defense announced that it would stage the U.S.-south Korea joint military exercises in the West Sea of Korea at any cost with its nuclear-powered carrier George Washington involved.

The evermore undisguised moves of the U.S. to tighten the above-said alliance hint at a new phase of unchallenged military action to put not only the Korean Peninsula but the whole of the Asia-Pacific region under its control.

The peninsula is the main target of the U.S. Asian strategy from a geopolitical point of view.
In pursuance of its political and military purposes the U.S. is desperately driving the south Korean bellicose forces into confrontation with the DPRK and thereby pushing the situation on the peninsula to an extreme phase.

The Korean Peninsula is the region where the north and the south are standing in acute confrontation and it is surrounded by big powers. It is, therefore, the strategic calculation of the U.S. to overpower its military rivals and realize its ambition for dominating the above-said region, taking advantage of the role of south Korea, its junior ally.

This is clear from what was stated in the new "defence cooperation guidelines." What merits most serious attention is that these guidelines call on the U.S. and south Korea to boost the regional "cooperation" through bilateral, tripartite and multilateral activities while maintaining what it called "firm combined defence posture" on the peninsula.

What should not be overlooked, in particular, is the fact that the guidelines envisage expanding the scope of their application by including Northeast Asian countries in the "defence cooperation" projects, going beyond the limit that "both sides shall defend themselves from outside armed attack" stipulated in the "U.S.-south Korea mutual defence treaty" concluded several decades ago.

The above-said facts provide an irrefutable testimony that the U.S. strategic scenario for carrying out its strategy for dominating the Asia-Pacific region is at the phase of its implementation.

The moves stepped up by the U.S. to tighten the alliance under the fictitious "threat" from the DPRK are nothing but a serious military provocation as they drive the situation into an extreme phase.

The U.S. is the arch criminal threatening the peace and stability of the region including the peninsula and making the hostile relations persist there.

The above-said moves of the U.S. should be held in check at once.

Can't we arr just get arong?  Awww...we'le pissing off the Del Readel.  That's a bad Amelica!

"2010 White Paper on Unification" Termed Politically Motivated Paper

Pyongyang, November 23 (KCNA) -- The Ministry of Unification of south Korea recently published "2010 white paper on unification" allegedly reviewing what it has done from January last year to June this year.
Minju Joson Tuesday observes in a signed commentary in this regard: The white paper published by the above-said ministry is a politically motivated document peppered with phrases embellishing its anti-reunification acts.

This is clearly evidenced by the fact that the white paper mentioned no word about the north-south joint declarations even though it let loose a string of balderdash about "the establishment of principled south-north relations".

The white paper also said that "cooperation and contacts have been brisk with main emphasis on cultural, academic, sports, religious issues and other purely socio-cultural exchanges", another clear indication that it is a politically motivated sham paper as it falsifies facts. The number of south Korean tourists who toured Mt. Kumgang and visited Kaesong and Pyongyang totaled more than 300 000 in 2008 but there has been not a single south Korean tourist since 2009.

It would be appropriate to call the white paper a white paper for division and confrontation.

By working out the white paper the coteries of the ministry sought to lead elsewhere the public opinion critical of it, tide over the ever-worsening ruling crisis and, furthermore, put spurs to the moves to escalate the confrontation with fellow countrymen and ignite a war.

The south Korean authorities would be well advised to roll back "their policy towards the north" aimed at escalating the above-said confrontation, though belatedly, and opt for improving the north-south relations.

White Papel?  We so lacist!


S. Korea Urged to Opt for Implementing Inter-Korean Joint Declarations

Pyongyang, November 23 (KCNA) -- The committee for promoting the work to commemorate the 20th anniversary of the formation of the Pan-national Alliance for Korea's Reunification in south Korea made public a declaration on the situation on Nov. 19 urging the puppet authorities to implement the June 15 joint declaration and the October 4 declaration.

The declaration denounced the present regime for persistently pursuing the confrontation with fellow countrymen, totally negating the above-said declarations and only repeating the absurd watchwords "no nukes, opening and 3000 dollars", "unification tax" and the like.

It held that if the present regime is to improve the inter-Korean relations, it should opt for implementing the above-mentioned declarations to the letter.

The authorities should immediately lift the labeling of the South Headquarters of the Pan-national Alliance for Korea's Reunification as an "enemy-benefiting organization" and guarantee its legitimate activities, in particular.
It called upon the pro-reunification movement organizations of various circles to make more strenuous efforts to achieve Korea's reunification through solidarity and alliance.

I'm getting might sick of those puppet autholities!  They stalting to piss me off...puppets are cleepy!


Taking arr bets now...tomollow's papel, what wirr it say?


How about:


South Kolea attacks Nolth Kolea in unplovoked attack!  Evelyone learry pissed off, now we have to get oul missires out of cord stolage and file back, even though we'd lathel go on a picnic ol something mole fun and festive rike that, 'cause ratery we've been feering a rittre ronery...so ronery...pool rittre me...


Sorry...channered TEAM AMELICA fol a minute.  Stay tuned, this is gonna be fun, peopre!


OK, enough NoKo speak...back to the normal "l's" and "r's."  God Bless America!