I haven't written about North Korea and the Secret Combination of Islam and Communism....

...because I'm frustrated.  After having coined the term ISLAMMUNISM back in 1996 and being mocked for it, then outlining in dozens of articles the movements of this unGodly alliance, and all to no avail.  I've pontificated about the evils and outrage of the mentally ill idea of LIMITED WAR, the enactment of which is why we have never again had a clear victory in the name of NICENESS, something our enemies have delighted in hellish fire dances as they've celebrated our foolishness that has surrendered this nation, dedicated to GOD, to satanic forces that seek our blood, our souls, our sacred honor.

But again I saw a pattern playing out, about a month ago, that was confirmed today with the missile launch in Iran.

Over the years the Korean Central News Agency, the one and only state-run newspaper of North Korea and the most outrageously hilarious propaganda in black and white since the USSR printing presses rusted over, records visits from Iran, usually regarding exchange of "farming practices and equipment." 

I guess the fact that North Korea has been in an on-again, off-again famine for over 15 years now making the idea of them being "farming giants" or "lectures" preposterous is quickly forgotten when you're from an oil-rich nation with sand up your butt, but for those of us who subscribe to critical thinking, it was impossible to ignore.  And of course, always within weeks, either NoKo was conducting some sort of weapons test, or Iran was.  Or Libya.  Or Syria.

Remember, I coined the term ISLAMMUNISM because I was suspicious of all the Pakistanis in NoKo in the mid-90's, followed by North Korean visits to Pakistan.  Then they started cropping up in Iran, Libya, Egypt, Syria, Iraq, etc., with people from those countries visiting NoKo.

And all for FARMING SECRETS?  Puhleeeeeeeeeeze!

So about a month ago, I became alarmed at the following articles, and sure enough, today Iran launched a missile.  (Watch for something from Libya too, and possibly Egypt, and our closest Communist Cuba.  And do NOT forget the betrayal of the "neutral" Swiss to the Jews under Hitler...do NOT trust them...I can hear the ominous rumblings growing....)

See for yourself:

calendar>>May 29. 2012 Juch 101

Iranian Diplomats Visit PUFS

Pyongyang, May 29 (KCNA) -- Ambassador Morteza Moradian and staff members of the Iranian embassy here visited Pyongyang University of Foreign Studies on May 29 on the occasion of the week of DPRK-Iran friendship. The guests looked round the room dedicated to the history of the university and a lecture room, being briefed on the fact that the university is furnished with facilities for education and scientific work to bring up able students. At the end of the visit the ambassador said he was pleased to see the successes being achieved in the educational work of the university and the students' study. He expressed belief that the friendly relations between two countries would steadily develop in various fields under the deep concerns of their leaders. The guests donated sports equipments to the university.

calendar>>May 30. 2012 Juch 101

Iranian Embassy Donates Farming Materials to Co-op Farm

Pyongyang, May 30 (KCNA) -- The Iranian embassy in Pyongyang donated farming materials to the DPRK-Iran Friendship Ripsok Co-op Farm in Mundok County, South Phyongan Province on the week of DPRK-Iran friendship. A donating ceremony took place on Wednesday. Present there were members of the DPRK-Iran Friendship Association, farmers, Iranian Ambassador to the DPRK Morteza Moradian and his embassy officials. A letter of donation was conveyed after speeches. The ambassador wished officials and farmers working in the farm associated with the leadership feats of President Kim Il Sung and leader Kim Jong Il greater achievements in agricultural production. He expressed belief that the relations between the two countries would grow stronger. calendar>>June 5. 2012 Juch 101 Libyan Diplomat Helps Korean Farmers Pyongyang, June 5 (KCNA) -- Muhammad Mustafa, chief of the Libyan Economic Cooperation Bureau here, gave a helping hand to the DPRK-Libya Friendship Jangchon Vegetable Co-op Farm in Sadong District, Pyongyang on Tuesday. After going round the room for the education in the revolutionary history, he helped farmers in a greenhouse. The chief said the Libyan people's friendly feelings towards the Korean people will remain unchanged, adding the bilateral relations of friendship have a long historic tradition. Noting that the farm has made remarkable development under the deep care of the peerlessly great men, he expressed belief the farm would register great success in the vegetable farming this year. He handed aid materials to the farm. calendar>>June 21. 2012 Juch 101 Reply Message to Kim Jong Un from Raul Castro Ruz Pyongyang, June 21 (KCNA) -- Kim Jong Un, first secretary of the Workers' Party of Korea and first chairman of the DPRK National Defence Commission, received a reply message on June 18 from Raul Castro Ruz, first secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of Cuba, president of the Council of State and president of the Council of Ministers of the Republic of Cuba. The message said: Expressing thanks to you for extending warm congratulations on my birthday, I, availing myself of this opportunity, affirm the will to continue strengthening the fraternal relations between our two countries. I extend my heartfelt greetings to you. calendar>>June 25. 2012 Juch 101 DPRK, Swiss Party Delegations Hold Talks Pyongyang June 25 (KCNA) -- Talks were held between the delegations of the Workers' Party of Korea and the Christian Democratic People's Party of Switzerland in Pyongyang on Monday. Present there from the WPK side were members of the WPK delegation led by Kim Yong Il, alternate member of the Political Bureau and secretary of the C.C., the WPK. Attending it from the opposite side were members of the delegation of the Christian Democratic People's Party of Switzerland led by Rene Imoberdorf, member of the Council of States from the party. At the talks both sides informed each other of their party activities and exchanged views on further developing the relations between the two parties. The talks proceeded in a friendly atmosphere.   calendar>>June 25. 2012 Juch 101 Iran to Produce Anti-armor Weapons: Defense Minister Teheran, June 24 (KCNA) -- Iran would mass produce new generation of anti-armor weapons in the near future. Iran's Minister of Defense and Armed Forces Logistics, Brigadier General Ahmad Vahidi, unveiled this plan at a ceremony on Tuesday. calendar>>June 26. 2012 Juch 101 Congratulations to Egyptian President Pyongyang, June 26 (KCNA) -- Kim Yong Nam, president of the Presidium of the DPRK Supreme People's Assembly, Tuesday sent a congratulatory message to Muhammad Muhammad Morsi Isa Al Ayat upon his election as president of Egypt. Kim in the message expressed belief that the traditional relations of friendship and cooperation between the two countries would steadily grow in the future and sincerely wished him great success in his responsible work to ensure the stability of the country and achieve its economic development and prosperity. calendar>>June 26. 2012 Juch 101 Congratulations to New Pakistani PM Pyongyang, June 26 (KCNA) -- DPRK Premier Choe Yong Rim Monday sent a congratulatory message to Raza Pervez Ashraf upon his election as prime minister of Pakistan. Convinced that the good friendly and cooperative ties between the peoples of the DPRK and Pakistan will further develop in the future, the message wished the prime minister great success in his responsible work. No more warnings, it is here.  And we have long been warned....the warnings have stopped.  It is here.

Nice dinner of delusion, Korean stir-fry style

Wow...Communism makes you stupid AND mentally ill.... as noted at the Korean Central News Agency:

DPRK, Defender of Socialist Cause: Russian Party

Pyongyang, November 23 (KCNA) -- The Central Committee of the Communist Workers' Party of Russia-Revolutionary Communist Party posted on its internet website on Nov. 14 an article titled "Historical inevitability of the victory of the socialist cause".


The article said:


Socialism is the revolutionary banner of the popular masses struggling for independence.


Socialist society based on collectivism is the most advantageous and progressive society that conforms to the independent attribute of human being.


The imperialists are making desperate efforts to pull down socialism by employing all means and methods including military power, psychological warfare and economic blockade, because socialism is superior to capitalism.


The desire for socialism is daily growing stronger in Latin America, which was called "tranquil backyard" of the United States.


Pyongyang Declaration "Let Us Defend and Advance the Cause of Socialism" was made public in Pyongyang in April 1992 with signatures of delegates of 70 revolutionary parties in the world.


The declaration has been signed by over 270 political parties up to now.


The DPRK, demonstrating its might as a staunch defender of the socialist cause and invincible fortress, instills confidence in victory and courage into the people of many countries.


Thanks to the Songun politics pursued by leader Kim Jong Il the Korean people have bolstered up self-reliant defense power and successfully accelerated socialist construction while resolutely frustrating the imperialists' moves.


The cause of socialism is vigorously advancing toward its final victory.


And OWS, if this doesn't sum up your assholery....North Korea thinks you're da bomb!

 Capitalism Existing for 1 Percent of Rich Must Go to Ruin: KCNA Commentary

Pyongyang, November 23 (KCNA) -- Working masses' anti-Wall Street protests have continued unabated, shaking the capitalist system down to its roots.


Riot police are hurled to put down the protests but only fell short of blocking the masses' advance.

This has stoked fears among the rulers of the capitalist countries.


This proves capitalism is reactionary system and ailing society where the rich get ever richer and the poor ever poorer as a 1 percent tiny handful of exploiters oppress toiling masses making up 99 percent of the population.


A recent opinion poll conducted in the U.S. showed the majority of Americans voiced resentment against the ever-widening gap between the rich and the poor. In the poll jointly conducted by the Washington Post and ABC TV, over 6 out of 10 respondents said the rich-poor gap is widening in economic aspect. The income disparity between the people in the upper brackets of income and the rest of Americans is now all time high since the great depression about 70 years ago.


The income of wealthy people grew about 275 percent for the past 28 years. In 2010 the number of the poor increased by 7 million from 10 years ago.


The widening gap between the 1 percent rich and the 99 percent poor is an inevitable result of the structural contradiction of capitalism.


The history of capitalism is characterized by the accumulation of wealth by monopoly tycoons. In this course a crucial change took place in the relations of class forces, sharpening contradiction and conflict.


In the capitalist society the well-to-do people get ever richer while the poor are reduced to extreme poverty. The rich take to itself products and almost all wealth of the society, wallowing in luxury while the toiling masses languish in hunger and poverty. The people are degenerated, becoming slaves of money and the broad masses suffer from unemployment, hunger and poverty.


It has become frequent occurrences in the capitalist countries for even the middle classes to lose properties due to bankruptcy and unemployment and join the poor.


A big group of the unemployed are in the making in the Western countries bogged by financial and debt crises.


The rulers and monopoly capitalists are talking rhetoric about "class cooperation" and "welfare policy" to calm down the daily worsening socio-class contradiction in the capitalist countries.


Cooperation between the exploiting class and the grassroots people in the capitalist society is sheer sophism little short of a wolf and a sheep living in the same pen as friends.


It is an inevitable process of the historical development that the people intensify their actions to win the right to existence and democracy against the arbitrary practices of the monopoly capitalists.


The widening gap between the rich and the poor will escalate the people's protest against it.


Capitalism can never solve its socio-class contradiction by itself but will meet a final ruin by the people's actions for independence.


And just in time for Israel to get the final nod of approval in blowing Iran back to Satan's pet pig's sewer:

Lebanese Speaker: U.S. Trying to Mislead Arabs in Dealing with Iran

Pyongyang, November 23 (KCNA) -- Lebanese Parliament Speaker Nabih Berri on Monday scathingly criticized the U.S. for its wrong attempt.


The U.S. is continuing propaganda campaign against Iran to trigger religious and sectarian strife among Arab states, he said, adding that the U.S. even tries to divert public opinion from the hostility of the Zionist regime to Iran.


The Zionist regime will remain the eternal enemy of Arabs, he underlined.


Yup, Kim Jong Il is the world's Ron Paul...insane, desperate, and anti-semitic...

I know it's only July 1st, but tell me this isn't the BEST joke of the month!

From July 1, 2011, Korean Central News Agency:

Int'l Conference on Combating Terrorism Held in Iran


Tehran, June 30 (KCNA) -- An international conference on combating terrorism was held in Tehran on June 25 and 26 with delegations and delegates from more than 60 countries and representatives of international organizations attending.


A statement was adopted at the conference, calling for intensifying the joint actions to cope with the worldwide threats posed by terrorism.


The conference decided to set up a secretariat for the international conference on combating terrorism in Tehran and convene the 2012 conference in Iraq.

Can't...type...laughing...too...hard...Iran...Iraq...stop, please...can't...breathe...or type...fingers...can't...breathe...

PATTERN: Islammunism

From the June 30, 2011 KCNA:

Russia, China Check US Unilateral Attempt



Pyongyang, June 30 (KCNA) -- Russia and China recently checked the unilateral attempt of the U.S. to open to public a report related to Iran at the UNSC.


According to Voice of Russia, the two countries took such step, stating that information reflected in the report was unbelievable.




The UNSC should not be allowed to adopt any resolution on the basis of uncertain or politically-motivated information, the Russian mission in the UN stressed.




Assholery afoot...

Iran to launch 3 sattelites before the end of the year, says Korea Central News Agency

From the June 24, 2011 KCNA:

Iran Plans to Launch Three Satellites This Year

Tehran, June 23 (KCNA) -- Iran will launch three more satellites in space by the end of Iranian calendar year, head of Iranian Space Agency said Thursday.


"We will take further steps in 2011 to meet our needs entirely," said Iranian President Ahmadinejad on Monday.

Hmmmm...First, interesting that it made 2 whole sentences in the North Korean newspaper, doncha think?  And second...Iranian Space Agency?  Really?  What is that, a giant slingshot and poor Assim in a space capsule with a bunch of really strong guys to pull back the rubber band?

More evidence of the secret combination of ISLAMMUNISM

From KOREAN CENTRAL NEWS AGENCY:

Establishment of Central Asia-Persian Gulf Transport Corridor Decided

Pyongyang, April 29 (KCNA) -- Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Iran, Oman and Qatar concluded an agreement on the establishment of the Central Asia-Persian Gulf Transport Corridor on April 25.
The agreement was inked by the foreign ministers in Ashgabat, Turkmenistan.
This will help freight leave the Central Asian countries, pass through the territory of Iran and arrive at ports of Oman and Qatar via ports of Iran.