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Sunday, December 18, 2011

KIM JONG IL IS DEAD! HELL HAS A DEAR LEADER!!!! Thank you God! Now get that SOB!

 UPDATE!!  Nothing To see here....go back to your gruel and slow death...

OK, so just now, about 11:51 pm Pacific Standard Time, they FINALLY updated their KCNA from Dec 14 to Dec 17...2 1/2 days behind where North Korea is right now!  Bwah hah hah...stop, it hurts!  I have to pee! 

But even more rich...not a word about the Dead Leader!!!

Here are all the titles:

Congratulations to Tunisian President

Congratulations to Sudanese FM

Greeting to President of Niger

Greeting to Emir of Qatar

Greeting to PM of Qatar

NIS Accused of Charging Innocent Person with Spying for North

Senior State Officials Visit Sukchon County

National Meeting Marks 50th Anniversary of New System of Agricultural Guidance

Geographical Book of Eastern Country
Junggang Revolutionary Site
Rodong Sinmun Calls for Qualitative Progress in Economic Construction
Rodong Sinmun Urges Worldwide Movement to Foil Imperialists' Double-Standard Policy
All Koreans Urged to Preserve National Independence in Reunification Movement: Rodong Sinmun
S. Korean Dictatorial Regime Riddled with Corruption
S. Korean Warmongers' Psychological Warfare under Fire
Privatization of Education Field Protested in S. Korea
S. Korean Puppet Prosecution Accused of Fascist Crackdown
S. Korean Soldier Attempts Suicide
U.S., S. Korean Mechanized Forces Stage Anti-DPRK Exercises
Kim Jong Il's Works Published in Russia
Important Days of DPRK Observed
Kim Jong Il's Work Studied in Switzerland
All-People Compulsory Tree-Planting in China
Earthquake Hits Central Indonesia
Flood Damage on Increase in Thailand
Oppressors Have No Option Other Than Dialogue with Iran: Iranian President
Iran Ridicules U.S. for Opening Virtual Embassy
New Natural Gas Field Discovered in Iran
U.S. Extraterritorial Action Censured by Paper of Trinidad and Tobago
Damage by Global Warming in Sahel Region, Africa
Cooperation among Asian Countries
Iranian Minister Says Sanctions on Its Central Bank "Choice for Failure"
Gap between Rich and Poor Increases in U.S.
Turkey Condemns Israel over New Settlements in West Bank
Australian Consumer Confidence Slumps in December
Britain's Unemployment Rate Hits New High in 15 Years
Japan Urged to Stop Suppression of Koreans in Japan

Stop...I...can' no one gives a damn that he's damned!  It's just too perfect!!!!


You know, I thought something was up...I mean the Korean Central News Agency hasn't updated their news since Dec. 14...this is common when they're up to something.  Here's from FOX news:

North Korean Leader Kim Jong Il, 69, Has Died (Pardon my happy dance!!!  Merry freakin' Christmas!)

DEVELOPING: Kim Jong Il, North Korea's mercurial and enigmatic leader, has died. He was 69.

Kim's death was announced Monday by state television from the North Korean capital, Pyongyang.\

Kim is believed to have suffered a stroke in 2008 but appeared relatively vigorous in photos and video from recent trips to China and Russia and in numerous trips around the country carefully documented by state media.

The leader, reputed to have had a taste for cigars, cognac and gourmet cuisine, was believed to have had diabetes and heart disease.

The news came as North Korea prepared for a hereditary succession. Kim Jong Il inherited power after his father, revered North Korean founder Kim Il Sung, died in 1994.

In September 2010, Kim Jong Il unveiled his third son, the twenty-something Kim Jong Un, as his successor, putting him in high-ranking posts.

OK, be on alert people...NKA is on alert, their news service, still not updated, was unavailable for a while.  The absence of updates for so long is a pattern with NoKo when they are up to something, so I knew something was up the past couple of days.  His nutless little son does NOT havet he faith of the military or other high Commie bastard leaders...and #Ohole has just given them a ton of "emergency food," which they will use as currency for the fat little eunuch now in charge.  So it's great that the most evil TOTALitarian DICtator on earth is in hell where he belongs, but head's up people....out of Iraq, Iran will now take over with the Muslim Brotherhood, and of course, NoKo gave nuke tech to Iran, Syria, Libya, Egypt, and Saudi Arabia, so the #SecretCombination now has more reason than ever to up the roar.

Celebrate tonight, but war face tomorrow.... 

1 comment:

Nate said...

You missed one story that hasn't been published, either:

BREAKING NEWS: President Obama sends no condolences to the North Korean ruling party because he was hoping to fill the opening.