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Friday, April 20, 2012

Your NoKo guffaw...

...and hilarity ensued!  From the too-good-not-to-print file!  #BwahHahHah

DPRK People Vow to Wipe out S. Korean Regime
Pyongyang, April 20 (KCNA) -- The people of the DPRK are enraged at south Korea's Lee Myung Bak group of traitors that defamed again the dignity of the DPRK supreme leadership and slandered the celebrations of the Day of the Sun.
Jo Hun Gil, an officer of the People's Army who attended the Pyongyang city army-people rally, expressed his surging anger, saying:
"We can no longer stand the behaviors of the Lee Myung Bak group of rats. Such group should be beaten to jelly at once."
He didn't hold his temper to use vulgar words unable to repeat.
Ham Kyong Guk, head of a workshop at the Pyongyang Steel Factory, told KCNA:
"Lee Myung Bak is worse than a beast and little different from scum. This rabid dog should be cut to pieces for insult to the dignity of our supreme leadership."
Pang Sun Im, a citizen living in Sinwon-dong, Pothonggang District, said with knives she bought at a direct sales shop:
"I have bought these sharpened knives to stab to death the rat-like Lee Myung Bak group. My family is enough to cut this rat and its clan to pieces. It is my desire to dash to the south right now to kill all of those rats."

KCNA Commentary Slams Lee Myung Bak Group for Slandering Dignity of DPRK Supreme Leadership
Pyongyang, April 20 (KCNA) -- Rat-like Lee Myung Bak and his group again committed a hideous crime of hurting the system and the dignity of the supreme leadership of the DPRK.
In Internet radio speech on April 16, Lee said that the dismantlement of nuclear program, reform and opening are the way-out for the north, bluffing that the north is trying to "consolidate its social system" with the help of nukes and missiles.
He also egged wicked conservative media, paid plot-breeding organizations and other riff-raffs on to slander the north, while calling celebrations for the Day of the Sun an "extravagant spree". They even fired at images representing the dignity of the supreme leadership of the DPRK.
The Lee group has exposed its true colors as a group of matchless savages who have thrown off human mask.
The burlesque kicked up by the group of traitors reflects its phobia in the face of the mounting might of the DPRK. This reckless act is aimed to curb the praises of the sun-like great man from mounting worldwide along with the 100 year-history of Juche Korea.
As live-televised through world media, the celebrations for the Day of the Sun in the DPRK offered great historical occasions by which the sun's Korea of Juche successfully reviewed its glorious 100 year-history and the world was assured of the hundreds of thousands of years of Songun Korea that are firmly guaranteed.
The 100 year-history of Kim Il Sung's nation is shining as glorious years as the dignity of the country and the nation has been put on the highest level after the end of the bitter history of distress.
This miraculous event is not an accidental one but an inevitable result brought about by President Kim Il Sung and General Secretary Kim Jong Il who are pioneer and leader of the Songun revolution.
No wonder, through the celebrations the Koreans in the north and the south and abroad enshrined the iron truth that the dignity and the prosperity of the country and the nation are guaranteed only when they are led by an outstanding leader.
The world progressives have been caught with admiration at the immortal feats of the illustrious commanders of Mt. Paektu and the single-minded unity of Songun Korea which is more powerful than a nuclear weapon, and have voiced full support and solidarity with the just cause of the DPRK.
It is only the Lee group that spoke ill of the great auspicious event of the world.
As he has prolonged his dirty days with perfidy and defection being tempted by money, he has not been concerned about the dignity and the future of the nation.
It is the pledge of the army and people of the DPRK to seek out the rat and retaliate against it.
The nation will feel relieved when it wages the final war of wiping out such rubbish of history as rat-like Lee Myung Bak.

KCNA Slams Lee Myung Bak's Smear Campaign
Pyongyang, April 20 (KCNA) -- A tiny handful of traitors dare stand in the way of the grand march of the nation at a turning point of history where a new century of Juche begins.
The rat-like Lee Myung Bak group set in motion all the ultra-right conservative media to kick off a campaign for desecrating the celebrations of the Day of the Sun in the DPRK. The group even hurled ultra-right reactionaries into such provocations as hurting the system and the dignity of the supreme leadership of the DPRK.
The hideous racket kicked off by the group, timed to coincide with celebrations of the Day of the Sun, is one more intolerable, unprecedented provocation.
This is an undisguised perfidy and challenge to a new century of the nation and its eternal future.
The group was hit hard by the celebrations of the Day of the Sun.
The proud review of the 100-year-long history of Songun Korea dealt a telling blow at the group of traitors steeped in flunkeyism and conservatism to the marrow of their bones as it put a definite end to the history of the nation's distress.
The confrontation-minded elements, finding themselves in such poor position that they can no longer raise their heads, opted to decry and play down the grand festival of the nation in a bid to save their faces.
The above-said hooligans behaved so at a time when all compatriots and the world hailed with great excitement and emotion the above-said celebrations as they demonstrated the bright future of the sun's Korea which would bring a reunified thriving nation and happiness and prosperity under socialism.
The group was stunned by the celebrations of the Day of the Sun, a striking demonstration of inexhaustible national power and potential. Its frantic smear campaign is no more than a last-ditch effort to tarnish the international prestige of the DPRK and destroy the single-minded unity of its party and people.
The group, which can never be pardoned for the crimes it has committed against the nation, is working hard to prolong its remaining days by kicking up worst confrontation racket at any cost.
Running high are the indignation and hatred of the service personnel and people of the DPRK. They are firmly determined to wipe out the hideous provocateurs to the last man so that they may stop hurting the dignity of the supreme leadership of the DPRK, staying in this part of the world.
The group will be forced to pay a dear price for its provocations and will never be able to escape the most miserable fate.

Rodong Sinmun Warns Lee Myung Bak Regime of Stern Punishment
Pyongyang, April 20 (KCNA) -- The Lee Myung Bak regime of south Korea hurled elder reactionaries and even student hooligans into Kwanghwamun Square and other parts of Seoul to desecrate the DPRK's grand festival held to mark the Day of the Sun. They did not hesitate to stage such thrice-cursed rowdyism as hurting the dignity of the supreme leadership of the DPRK.
Rodong Sinmun Friday observes in a by-lined article in this regard:
This is absolutely unpardonable as it was a revelation of extremely sordid and grave attempt to do harm to the existence of the DPRK and make a crack in the unbreakable single-minded unity.
The DPRK repeatedly urged the group of traitors to stop its unethical acts and warned it of a merciless sacred war.
Defying the DPRK's repeated warnings, the group persisted in its hideous provocations. It went the lengths of desecrating the grand festival held to mark the Day of the Sun.
The events held to mark the Day of the Sun fully demonstrated the fixed will of the army and people of the DPRK to accomplish the revolutionary cause of Juche through generations, holding the peerlessly great men in high esteem forever.
Watching the above-said festival, south Koreans were greatly pleased and excited to see "the appearance of the extraordinary young leader" and shouted "Hurrah!" for reunification through the alliance with the north.
The arms in the hands of the army and people of the DPRK who regard the dignity of the supreme leadership as dearer than their own lives will take merciless revenge upon the perpetrators of those hideous provocations.

Lee Myung Bak Regime's Hideous Provocations under Fire
Pyongyang, April 20 (KCNA) -- Traitor Lee Myung Bak of south Korea and his group again malignantly hurt the dignity of the supreme leadership of the DPRK, daring desecrate the events held on the Day of the Sun. This was an intolerable challenge and a hideous provocation to the dignity of the supreme leadership, social system and people of the DPRK.
Rodong Sinmun Friday says this in a by-lined commentary.
It continues:
Such reckless behavior of the group of traitors was an expression of extreme hostility towards fellow countrymen and an unconditional denial of the dignified social system in the DPRK.
The army and people of the DPRK can never pardon such acts of hurting the most sacred and undisputed dignity of its supreme leadership.
The people from all walks of life in south Korea are unanimous in opposing the country-selling rule of Lee Myung Bak and the "Saenuri Party" and it has become an irresistible trend of the present times to call for "judging the government."
The Lee group is working hard to divert elsewhere the attention of the angry people by escalating the confrontation with fellow countrymen but its fate has already been sealed.
Traitor Lee is now more dead than alive. No matter how loudly he may trumpet, the dignified social system and the unbreakable single-minded unity remain unfazed.
The army and people of the DPRK will wipe out the group of traitors to the last man as it dared hurt the dignity of the supreme leadership which is dearer than their own lives.


Oooooooohhh!  I'm shak-in!  All "Damn that's funny!" aside, this level of vitriol is definitely an indicaqtor.  Kim Jong Un, like Ohole, is in need of a distraction...


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